Took this off of chuunshinkage. I know the whole uke seme thing so I say I'm uke, let's see what the test says.

Less than 20=Seme
More than 20=Uke

01-[x] You like to be content in everything.
02-[x] When a person confesses his/her love to you and you don’t like him/her, you start feeling very tense and/or you don’t know what to say.
03-[x] You enjoy listening to smooth and relaxing music.
04-[] You are quite hyperactive.
05-[] If you don’t like something, you start crying and you don’t care if you start talking too loud.
06-[x] You love candies or any type of caramel.
07-[] You like making others blush.
08-[x] You sleep with a doll/ teddy bear/ pillow in your hand.
09-[x] You’re usually shy with the opposite sex .
10-[x] You like romantic- funny anime.
11-[x] Between L or Light cosplay, you prefer L .
12-[] You have listened “an café”.
13-[] You like listening to it.
14-[] You have 1 or 2 song on your computer of “an café”.
15-[x] You are innocent and a little clumsy.
16-[] You smile at kitties.
17-[x] You usually say –kawaii-.
18-[x] You like plushies.
19-[x] Between light blue and blue, you prefer light blue.
20-[x] You hate Paris Hilton because she is an idiot.
21-[x] You have been lost in a shopping center/parking/cinema.
22-[x] You have called to the mistaken number twice or more.
23-[x] You cried with Pocahontas' ending.
24-[x] You have used a very feminine dress or shirt.
25-[] You call your pets with cute names.
26-[x] You believe that yaoi/yuri is the best.
27-[x] You're easily to trick/convince.
28-[x] Some men scare you.
29-[] You have seen Pucca and you like it.
30-[x] You have pink/red clothes or they are decorated with flowers.
31-[x] Sometimes you start looking at the clouds and you get lost in space.
32-[] You’ve said “Kyao” or something like that before.
33-[x] When a person of your same sex gets angry with you, you’re at the defensive.
34-[x] You like j-pop.
35-[x] You have cried for more than one movie/TV series.
36-[x] You watched gravitation and you felt like Shuichi OR you watched strawberry panic and you felt like Nagisa.
37-[x] You smile with no reason.
38-[x] You usually are very positive.
39-[] When there’s a rainbow, you run out to see it.
40-[] You usually don’t understand what your parents say.

Told Ya! I am an Uke, and a proud one at that. XD